Source: Quotes

Quotes

‘In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.’ Douglas Adams

‘Any fool can turn the blind eye, but who knows what the ostrich sees in the sand?’ Samuel Beckett

‘Egotist: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.’ Ambrose Bierce

‘What song the Syrens sang, or what name Achilles assumed when he hid himself among women, though puzzling questions, are not beyond all conjecture.’ Sir Thomas Browne

‘Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.’ Noel Coward

‘Never commit yourself to a cheese without having first examined it.’ T. S. Eliot

‘You should never have your best trousers on when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.’ Henrik Ibsen

‘The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.’ Samuel Johnson

‘Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?’ H. L. Mencken

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